Welcome to CES 2017, where I will be writing stories using this face machine. You just speak into the mask, and it posts micro-journalism on the web.
There will be a lot of press conferences today! LG will get things rolling at 8am PT, then Panasonic at 10, then Samsung at 2, then Sony at 5. I will be covering all of these events LIVE, and then I will be covering myself with leaves to hide from my boss so I won’t have to cover any more press conferences.
OK face computer, please post to web.